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Splash & Go writes:
"Race Fanā??s Letter to Santa"
Posted by Uptight Motorsports Nerd on December 21, 2010
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Dear Santa,

I?ve been a good boy this year, but there are presents I think other people need more than me.

Please deliver clear plastics to the makers of those ugly shark fins popping up on race cars everywhere. I understand they stop cars from spinning out at high speed, but do they need to offend the sighted world?

Please deliver fuel injection to NASCAR so that it might have something resembling technological relevance.

Please deliver Brian France to the unemployment office so we can be free of his ideas of placing entertainment over tradition.

Please deliver a race track to Austin, Texas to save us from another USF1.

Please deliver fans to the Izod IndyCar Series so that it may live long enough for the new chassis to actually reach the track.

Feel free to get those presents out as soon as possible. A lot of us are counting on them.

Respectfully submitted,
Uptight Motorsports Nerd

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